Between wishing I could just sleep a little bit and wishing the whole ordeal would be over, it hit me: Airplane food is really, really bad. Especially gluten-free airplane food. Airports are no better. Besides coffee, it's hard to find anything decent that is also gluten-free and not full of disgusting ingredients that would make your stomach wish it never existed. Since I'm not exactly what you'd call a "working professional" it took me a little while after my airplane realization to realize ...